HELLO! I am Jessica, that girl over there on your right. This is my website. I'm going to entertain you by saying stuff about who I am, what I do, etc. Basically, I'm going to say whatever I feel like letting the cyber world know! So look around.....and stuff.
Once upon a time, I was born on August 23, 1982. Everyone was happy, except for me, since I was slapped on the ass and all. I was given a mom and dad, and 2 bastard twin brothers. I still have all of them around, but we don't all live together. Dad moved out when I was 7, but moved to my grandparents' house for a couple of years. Later down the road, I got sick of my bitch mother and moved in with my dad and everyone else over there. A month after that, my oldest brother Lee came too. Vic, my other brother, stayed with my bitch mother and here home-wrecking boyfriend. Dad filed for divorce (finally) just before I turned 15, and later on the courts decided mom needed to relocate. Then my dad, Lee, and I went back to our old house, and Vic stayed too. Things were really cool then, 'cause dad was nice and more mellow than mom. But then he told us he had some girlfriend, so she was calling all the fucking time. It was still all right, since she got him out of the house so the rest of us could have more fun. She's an annoying bitch though. When the divorce was final, my mom got the house back, but by then was living right by my grandparents' house with her semi-new boyfriend. So dad and I had to go, and she let my brothers and 2 of their friends rent out the house. At first, dad and I went back to my grandparents' house for a week or so, then we went to live in his girlfriend's house. That was a super pain in the ass, because it was kinda far from where all my friends were, and living with that annoying bitch made me hate her more. She's so annoying, I renamed her Fran (as in Fran Drechire)due to her voice. I stayed there in that hell for almost a year, then I retreated with my mom because she slightly changed into a more tolerable person. So that's where I'm at nowadays, til I save up a whole lotta $ to get out on my own or get a roommate. So now that you briefly know about my life story, I'll let you know more stuff on the next couple of pages. There's so much to know, but I'll try to cover as much as I can. It's also kinda hard to remember so much stuff. Finding out stuff about me is fun, so go have more fun, damn it!! |
